Maroon 5 live at the O2 Arena Birmingham 20.02.2011

All images supplied courtesy of Vicky Perry

 

Proposed cuts to the National Health Service

The British Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime Minister David Cameron's health care proposals.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it,  but the neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the  Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash  their hands of the whole thing.

The ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn’t hear of it.

The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow,  and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the  matter...."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the arseholes in London .

Five rules for men to follow to a happy life

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up,  and has a job.

 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you. 

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to  be with you. 

5. Lastly it's very, very important that these four women do not know each other. 

BBC now admits Al Qaeda never existed

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No ifs or buts....do NOT buy fur of any sort...EVER!

Atheist Barbie

Brilliant! Maybe I should get my youngest daughter one of these!

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Be Happy!